"Mom, we need to change Zoe's (our cat's) name. I think her new name should be Catfish 911."

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Somebody woke me up around 2am this morning with this: "Mom, if you were a big strong guy, you'd probably want to be a wrestler, right? Hey, remember our electric pencil sharpener? Remember how we jabbed pencils into it and they got sharp?"

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"Mom, dad is a super strong guy, right? Maybe he could spin you upside down sometime, if you're in the mood for it!"

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Dusty needed new boots yesterday. When asked what sort of boots he'd like, he replied "fancy ones - with fireworks and roses on them!"

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cavy colour genetics, according to Dusty, age 6 - "I know how you get all white - that's what happens when the parents use up all of their genes!"

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"Mom, if I wait long enough at the end of the driveway, do you think I'll get a girlfriend?"

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"Mom, when I'm in second grade I want to go to a different school. This one is just not very well built."

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"Mom, I just made you a special drink. It's water with a special mineral in it. And that special mineral is - sugar!"